25 • She/they • Manchester • Friendly 𝘨𝘢𝘺bourhood nerd • Chaos gremlin
Gus: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple…
Amity: I really care about your feelings!
Luz: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Gus, turning his head: …and then there’s the disaster couple…
Willow: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Hunter: I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Me slowly realising that King is a Titan.
I have questions and none of them are good🥲
Joined the neurospicey club today, lads👏
Happy solstice to all who celebrate🌸🍓🍉🌼
I had some sort of audacity on the drive home during yesterday’s golden hour🌞
Webby: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!
Huey: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?
Webby: I mean, maybe? I don’t judge.
Dewey, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagined having butterfly wings? Then-
Lena: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.
Violet: Also, your wing’s paper thin, so even if a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would… Yeah…
Louie: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-
Dewey: No, nononono. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don’t get the fucking privilege to make that reference.
Violet: Also, it’s about a butterfly, not a bee… Why would you make that reference?
Huey: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.
Chucked it down and I still got burnt.
Go figure🙄
Store Worker: Would a Mr Donald Duck please come to the front desk?
Donald, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Huey, Dewey and Louie
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
The boys, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Donald: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Happy birthday to the one true king💙⛵️👑
The most surreal of evenings💫
